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reblog for good luck 

Leprechaun convention.

Leprecon

GODDAMNIT

I have no idea what emotion this is conveying but I feel it in my soul

thats called the customer service smile

this episode had so many funny bits like jasper desperately ripping grass outta the ground, “lesson one: don’t smile” “i’ve seen you smile before” [kicks steven into the sky], “not bad for 3 days of work” and then it hits you with steven shattering jasper

bitch and bastard are GENDERED terms and thus you must use the neutral: bitchard

happy pride month to the stupidest post on this site.

you are a celebrity singing a corny song by a racist abuser in your 40 room mansion. i am an hourly wage worker struggling to pay rent. we are not the same.

I need a girl👸🏼 who's a: Lady in the streets 👠 Freak in the sheets 😈 Cory in the house 👦🏾

water signs sense the slightest shift in your energy even through text and are like “vibe check failed, explain now”

You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, now in quarantine

Dancing queen, feel the beat from the empty streets, oh yeeeeah