current hellcheer hyperfixation

Need some fables AESOP

maternity shirt that says "IM SMOKING FOR 2"

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

my writing gland is purple and swollen

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

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he wasn’t even there to be a contestant he joined the crew as a CHINESE TEACHER but the directors noticed his good looks and begged him to compete. poor guy made it to the finals and if he had been one of the winners he would have been contractually forced to be in a boy band whether he wanted to or not

this is the closest any human being has ever come to actually being sold to One Direction

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive

(knows nothing about a subject) I Should Start An Ambitious Project

I hope OpenAI goes under. I hope ChatGPT and all similar AI are unplugged forever. And I hope everyone who's been relying on it cries about it.

Carry on my wayward son