bloke who does fuck all

Ow ow ow ow

the other day I saw a woman distracted driving using the calculator app

there was a cloud shaped like bart simpson in 1852 and nobody recognized it

there's really no telling why he's called bender

I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement

doorknob across the room quickly unsheathes and sheathes and suddenly my earbuds have been pulled out of my phone

lets talk about something else now your guys cluelessness about the mummy's methods of attack is pissing me off

ive started worshiping the great iron boar due to the bonus piercing damage resistance

im working on a pokemon romhack where the usual types are replaced with (a) those that belong to the Emperor, (b) embalmed ones, (c) those that are trained, (d) suckling pigs, (e) mermaids, (f) fabulous ones, (g) stray dogs, (h) those that are included in this classification, (i) those that tremble as if they were mad, (j) innumerable ones, (k) those drawn with a very fine camel's hair brush, (I) others, (m) those that have just broken a flower vase, and (n) those that resemble flies from a distance.

ask not for whom poob has it