GET TO LIVING!

my friend kyle joined a frat in college but it was all dwarves so now whenever we see him hes always blasted off mead and rambling about the heart of the forge

beautiful women named air quality alert are messaging me

Overheard in a manga store yesterday: "we need more yuri in here. I've had at least 5 girls coming up to me last time asking for yuri. Everyone wants yuri now". The world is healing

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

do my mutuals want to go for a walk

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

probably tomorrow i'm gonna somehow be more organized and disciplined than i ever have been in my whole life so i'm fine probably

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

dont talk to me or my clone or my shadow self or my reflection or my me ever again

no more touch grass no more get a therapist get a hobby. get a hobby!!

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING