GET TO LIVING!

my friend kyle joined a frat in college but it was all dwarves so now whenever we see him hes always blasted off mead and rambling about the heart of the forge

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

I already know I'm a girl dickhead I just like wearing pants

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

Me trying to convince my wife this really is the best way to load a moving truck

Less magic schools. More magic universities. Unlearn the simplified models of your secondary education. Discover how to reference scrolls written by a wizard possessed by a different wizard. Identify bias in the voices that whisper from beyond the veil. Have your institution be accused of promoting a Merlinist agenda. Become addicted to energy potions.

start an onlyacolytes account to pay for tuition

maybe if tumblr allowed you to typeset your posts in LaTeX it would have succeeded in becoming the next pdf

\documentclass{reblog} \usepackage{tumblr} \begin{document} I dunno, feels like this could be a little unwieldy\ldots \end{document}

To put it in terms the average Tumblr user can understand, the difference in interacting with Linux in C vs. Python feels like the difference between using a condom and not.

can i come over and do weird spider stuff to your pussy and penis

Where's it made? Who brought it here? How much were they paid? Who makes it? Is it made in separate parts and put together? How much were they all paid to do this? Where do they get the materials? Who paid for that? Who brings it there? How much were they paid? Who streamlined the base materials? How much were they paid? Who gathered the base materials? Where? How much were they paid? Is it good for them? Is it good for us? Is it good for the land? Is it necessary? Is it biodegradable? How much does it hurt? Do I need it? Do I even want it?