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Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.

Medieval seagull struggling to fly away with an entire purloined potatoe

tired of cannibalism as a metaphor for love or sex. can we get into cannibalism as a metaphor for colonization.

They're building a tunnels under the city so more people can get lost and scared. I don't like it but 🤷‍♀️

Once again I´m thinking of Snowball in Hell, one of my favourite paintings ever

I love showing my non-Doctor Who friends the clip from the five doctors where everybody gets abducted by the weird triangles without context and refusing to elaborate

im capping it at 59k notes. thats it. shows over everybody

growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits

Enough fanfiction where a guy emotionally neglects his wife because he’s gay. We need more of guy emotionally neglects his wife and then emotionally neglects his boyfriend because he sucks