hoeblog: on the run

this blog is for the GIRLS and the HOES HATELIST: DNI -Incessant whale sounds -LUCY WORSLEY (historian) and her eyebrows -The inspect element function -"moi" tags on Instagram -Invigilators -The sound of train brakes -Sand on suncream -Saying slay with no energy or conviction -OWEN SHEERS -WENDY COPE (NEEDS TO COPE) -mako sharks and their pedo noncey grin -Warm dishwasher smell -Bobby seagull and his bobby little head fuckoff -Men posing with one hand in their pocket, smouldering like some kind of Poundland ass Flynn Ryder -men standing against a wall with one leg flamingoed up against the wall like a NONCE -men (get real and become a girl or a hoe) -wine glasses, waitress trauma - ugly ass Toby jugs -men with guitars of any kind aside from sometimes bass because that's pretty sexy tbh -Weather reports and fucking icebars -ungrateful people, especially people ungrateful to low-paid workers who they treat as beneath them -biting your cheek or tongue by accident, hurts worse than childbirth -mr mime the Pokémon -SMA logo. -Dan snows history hits. -School photographers -BREATHING IN WHILE EATING A BISCUIT -ucas website -BINOMIAL EXPANSION -Aaron -chrome -bullshit chess variants -that MAGIC GUY who lied and said mine and Ravi's 7th birthday parties were equally good-chipmunks AND chipettes -@deeppyro 's inbox -the number 4 -red leister cheesecake+ orange juice -menstruation -mechanical pencils -all ukeleles -terry -caoimhe -all of my past and present coworkers -perchance -people called Duncan -claudia winkleman (would not winkle) -Worst enimys -the entire philosophy of emails -the word gilet "jeeeeelay" -speedos -eating a grapefruit in two halves, especially with a broad, blunt spoon -mako sharks -josephine colling fucking collander ass bitch -fist bumps -dry skin -nazis -anon. -@iwanttostealyourcat