Because sometimes plot bunnies just happen
The updated WIP list, 2025 edition.
1) âDo you know what an infected wisdom tooth can lead to? Blood poisoning, encephalitis, endocarditis, calcification of the molar leading to cancer years down the line. Not to mention the lack of eating and drinking to avoid the pain isnât good!â
2) Roger rolls his eyes and pulls him in into the once-office-now-nurses-station
3) âAnd you call me a romantic.â Brian says, completely taken aback by his friendâs rant. âThatâs the sappiest thing iâve ever heard you say. Mr âWonât sing happy at home cos iâm a fucking Rock Starââ.
4) âHm, but unlike you darling, I age like a fine wine. You on the other hand are like bread, gone all mouldy around the edges and falling apart.â
5) âWell, itâs nice to see you too, RogâŚâ Brian said, smiling quite amicably considering the situation.
6) âFine. But just remember this, if he gets a girlfriend and he wants to have sex all the time with her, Iâll be making him agree to a set time and day as well!â
âSee, thatâs what I like about you, Rog, dear, your sense of fairness.â
7) Roger should have known he was being lulled into a false sense of security. âIâm not moping,â he said, full in the knowledge his tone of voice betrayed him.
8) Roger: Who really spilt beer on my stripey jacket? Freddie: Me. OH fuck. Shit. Oh you arsehole
9) âThatâs odd,â Brian said, and frowned at the sound, âThatâs not one of my ringtones.â
10) âI think⌠that was a long time coming, donât you?â
11)Â âLook Iâm sure youâre, er, great at what you do-â âIâve had no complaintsâ Roger said rather smugly. He winked at him. The bastard.
12) Freddie held him at armâs length and looked him right in the eyes. âYou are one of my very dear friends, Deaky, and I will fuss over you if I think you need fussing over.â
13) Brian laughs awkwardly, âEr. No. Not really. I mean not right now. Not exactly. no. No. I donât fancy anyone male right now.â âIâm hearing a yes in all of that rambling.â
14) Â âRoger, Iâm probably going to regret this.â Brian said, already regretting it, âBut can we get back to your original point, please? What are you on about?â
15) âShame, I wanted to know what Chucky egg was.â Ruthâs face brightened up. âItâs mashed up boiled egg! Itâs a scottish and northern termâ she said smiling, âI used to make it all the time for this one here, when he wasnât well.â She turned to Brian, âYouâre probably fed up with it.â
16) Â Roger kept one arm around Brian as he guided him through the double doors of the building. âShe was very frosty with me when I spoke to her before. She must have a soft spot for you.â
17) John looked at him carefully. â ⌠As in musical writing partner? The McCartney to your Lennon?â
18) âOh fuckking hell, just stop drinking it Freddie.â Brian dragged a hand up and down his face and looked at Freddie, exhausted and upset. âWhat have I done to it?â
19) âOn second thoughts,â John said, trying to cut oncoming argument. âDo we have monopoly?â âNO!â Brian exclaimed, sounding horrified at the question more than in answer to it. âOh god no, not monopoly.â
20) Roger: ⌠Brian, Iâm going to go. Thereâs a FREDDIE ITâS ON FIRE. Shit Bye Bri. Brian: ⌠Bye Roger.
21) âOh! Whereâs Jules and George?â Roger said, gesturing to the empty corner of the bed.
âAh. Up there.â Brian replied, pointing to the bookshelf.
22)Â Roger: What happened to the tribbles? Dr Aug: thatâs my queue to let you sleep.
23) âRight. Relax my knees⌠Are your knees relaxed?â âI donât know what my knees are doing.â
24) âI was horrified for a moment. I thought she really had adopted a tiger.â
25) âDid you want me for something or is my name just funny today?â
26) âNo. No. I mean. Its not that. Itâs just⌠Yes, I'm⌠you knowâŚâ Brian waves his hand around in a vague gesture, from around the room to the bar theyâre sat at, but fails come up with what exactly it is that he is.
âAn auditor for the tetley company?â Ewan asks, laughing, though not unkindly.
27) "Did you tell the inferior one to fuck off again?"
28) R: Hendrix up there B: Oh. Iâm a bit of a fan











