That One Blog

there's a tortoise at work and he's 30 years old and I love that he's 30 years old because I can look at this animal that is 3 years older than me and go "does the man want his appy slices??" and he hustles over cause the man do want his appy slices

“[Bard] just sat in the chair, had an acid trip, and woke up with proficiency in History.”

Relatable 😭😭💕💕 thank you so much fic writers

listen people are starting to realize tumblr isn’t dead we all need to be as cringe as possible for the next few months, it’s vital to our survival

STOP! Let the little penguin cross your dash he has places to go.

Knowing that “punk” was basically a synonym for “faggot” has me fucked up. Imagine the alternate timeline where they switched places and we have genres like “faggot rock” and “cyberfaggot”.

and with your help, we can make this dream a reality <3 

Isn't faggot rock that jim henson show

unfriendly reminder that this joke doesn’t even make any sense to normal people

I’ve never wished I wasn’t normal more in my life than I do now.