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the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn

ughh. why does my head hurt

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

i need a polycule of tall skinny white guys preferably like around 10 of them so i can dress them up in nice outfits and give them cute little red ribbon chokers. (hiding a bowling ball behind my back) For no real reason