we got noodles in korea too

also nct-eurovision would have been a much better idea 

GET BACK HERE YOUNG MAN

THE PAW THROUGH THE WIRE

#the universal carer’s emotion: GET BACK HERE                                                            

“STOP UR MISCHIEF”

fishing is dope you just lie to animals

damn im hungry time to go emotionally manipulate some fish

cats are like. i am very small and have cute little triangle ears. also locking me out of the bathroom is a hate crime

A relationship is 50/50 he pays for everything and I let him look at me

@zyx

no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuck

don't need my goddamn microwave to snitch to the nsa

if i am somehow forced to own a smart appliance (likely due to lack of availability) i will figure out how to take the computer out and make it dumb

lobotomize your coffeemaker