I feel so small

dear professor i cant seem to lock in. its so over

when telling the temperature, it’s important to note that °C stands for “Correct” and °F stands for “Fake”

oh man, they made you defend your thesis? that's fucked up, they told me mine was perfect the way it is and just gave me the phd

the parasocial relationship between you and the guy whose article you cite the most in your paper

God could you imagine how mad geologists must have been to slowly watch the "hey all the continents kinda fit like puzzle pieces :)" guy get proven right

I love girl talk, especially when it’s complex geological theory

So as an Antarctic expert I need to add to this that we had not in fact been to Antarctica when it was named. The ancient Greeks decided that because there was an Arctic at the top of the world, with bears, there had to be an opposite at the other end, without bears. Which is kind of ridiculous except that the fuckers were dead on

new eevee evolution called ibuprofeon

me: [listens to own playlist] me: fucking masterpiece

unpopular opinion maybe but waking up to rain on a quiet weekend is quite literally the most magical thing in the world

Worst thing ever in the whole world is when a thunderstorm is forecasted and then it doesn’t storm. literally so rude I was excited for this all day.

[id: Photo of an orange cat laying happily on a terracotta roof. Their body arches along the arched shape of the tiles. End id.]

I'm so mad TikTok the app shares its name with Ke$ha's 2009 hit TiK ToK. Undeserving. Nauseating

i hate you microsoft teams i hate you outlook i hate you log in authentication i hate you email notifications i hate you meetings that couldve been an email i hate you status updates i hate you i hate you i hate you