femme but in an uncanny way

My stupid poser kidnapper wants to show me my missing person's poster but I don't think they do those any more and I kept saying this but they wouldn't listen until they wordlessly handed me a printout of a bbc article talking about it. They want to compose a ransom note with newspaper type but don't know how to buy newspapers as someone under 60 without looking suspicious. The other day I saw in the fridge a carton of oat milk with a home-printed photo of me obviously taken by them awkwardly glued to the side. I don't even get a basement. This is a one-bedroom flat.

horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the front of my mind) these people had it coming

Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato

defending glinda is like. she probably did do whatever you're accusing her of but just not in that scene. she is a terrible and self-serving person but just not in the way you're saying. she reaps what she sows but also there's a lot to empathize with. her ending up alone makes narrative sense and is the most poignant way to end her arc but the obsession some people have with punishing her does feel vaguely rooted in misogyny and i do think more people would be kinder to her if she were a man. she has the tightest writing in the musical but it's also clear so many of the writing choices with her are rooted in misogyny

Since Google is useless now I propose the new phrase "Wikipedia is free" when someone tries to derail a post they know jack shit about

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this