Nintendo can have my body; it already has my soul

When you’re in the middle of sobbing and you start dissociating so you’re like “okay I’m done now” and turn into an emotionless zombie

feed me i’m a baby!

it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen

eternal classic

I wish more people got this because some ‘low-empathy’ people are the most compassionate and sympathetic in the universe, and I hate it when that’s taken to mean ‘unfeeling and probably hostile’ when nothing could be further from the truth

Legally Blonde is a “girl power” movie with killer inspirational and positive attitude disguised as a stereotypical blonde movie.

Legally blonde was written by an Alpha Gamma Delta Sorority girl and it is honestly pretty accurate

I think I’ve watched this like 100 times today and I’m still crying

This kid is so fucking funny im losing my mind

best comedy of the year 10/10

i love when i see my door open a crack and then a second later i see my cat’s beautiful little face

i love when my door is busted open so forcefully that it bounces off the doorframe and my cat barrels onto my bed screaming

this is literally how i dance

This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick

*cancels plans* sorry i can’t come i’m ugly

“You was ugly when we made the plans. Bring ya troll ass on.”

^ true friendship.