it’s okay to be horny as long as u feel really bad and gross and weird about it

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

it’s unfair for Gal Gadot to assume that her movies are bombing because of boycotts from pro-Palestine moviegoers. it’s also because she’s not a good actress and the movies she’s in are bad

not my itsy bitsy ass climbing up the water spout again

i feel like a lot of fandoms pride themselves on being gayer than the source material but have they considered being less racist and less misogynistic than the source material as well . could be revolutionary

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

beautiful british women named Battery Low are trying to contact me through my noise cancelling headphones