pippa

“gimme ten”

“epi-tome”

“i don’t need to explore! i like my man”

*splits*

“you a little girl”

“bitch i don’t know you”

“you can pipe down im titi”

*sleeping so still it looks robotic*

*that damn DOOR*

“im not used to having a roster”

*weird ass metaphors*

“i got my man backkkk”

“im not lustful”

“get the fuck out my spot”

*zach and bryce acting gay asf*

“french frying”

“mama happy”

“a kiss is like a handshake”

“beloved”

“can i get a kiss?”

“fuck bruh”

“i kkow youre sincere but you’re not honest”

“as long as she happy im happy” *in sync drinking tea*

*blows a kiss* “thank you”

“christopher columbus exploring shit that’s already been explored”

“boo corbin”

“i would rather acquire another disability and become deaf than listen to country music”

“wrong bitch”

“you look like lord farquaad”

“he has a long ass tongue”

“hello dis a smoothie”

“melanieeeee”

“hes a grown man baby”

“boot this girl outta this bitch”

“i got a teeeeeeeext“

“am i eye fucking you”

“i feel blessed”