I’m in bed with your girl right now and she’s feeding me earth worms 😏😏😏

@ all of u that hate mint ice cream: what happened

if you think i’m gonna eat frozen toothpaste you are Mistaken 

this forces me to believe that you’ve either never had mint ice cream or have never brushed your teeth

imagine making dinner with someone you love,,, drinking wine, listening to music, kissing,, wow

we all have that one person who just ruins your day by being alive 

for me its myself

i feel like i’m in that spongebob episode where squidward was time traveling then he broke the space time continuum and ended up in that blank white room

Don’t ever ask your partner to say “I will never leave you”. Because when they do, you are broken, and it’s all your fault.

they don’t call me fucking dumbass shithead idiot for nothing

“why do u like playing as support?” i enjoy the feeling of ppl needing me

I enjoy knowing that I can choose who lives and dies

in 2018 we start opressing people who like their hot chocolate with water

if youre lactose intolerant you can stay but youre on fucking thin ice

I eat the powder straight from the pack

Hey do you know how horrible what you just said was