✨I'm a witch✨

I'm affirmative, she's slowly killing me 😏😂

shane: am i also a worm

ilya: no

shane: i am a human man

ilya: you are still a slow hockey player yes

shane: fuck off. have you been a worm the whole time or did you just become a worm?

ilya: i have been turned into a worm. by a witch. but it’s permanent

shane: oh okay. um. well…i would be sad but i guess i would do a bunch of research about what kind of soil and food and light worms like best and build you a tank with what you need. or maybe two so you could be in the bedroom with me at night and in the living room to see anya and the tv during the day. and maybe let you lie on a wet sidewalk sometimes? i don’t know if worms actually like doing that or if they just like being outside in the rain and the sidewalks get in the way. and i would get you a phone or tablet so you can type to me, but that’s only if you still have your brain and can understand me. if you don’t have your brain and just have a worm brain then i’ll miss you but i’ll still take care of you. though i’d probably do more research to make sure it really is permanent and there’s not another witch who can turn you back. but i’ll take care of you either way

Hollander and his damn ads 😤

multilingual freaks declaring their love for each other in spanish 😭💛

This scene and Shane's face!!! "He looks like his heart is going to break into a million pieces if Ilya tells him he's bad at blowjobs." - Goddd, you're so right!

Shane Hollander, who wants to be good at everything he does, obviously wants to be so good at giving blowjobs too. So when Ilya pulls him up only like twenty seconds after going at it, he's so scared that it wasn't good for Ilya. But then Ilya tells him it was too good! And Shane is so relieved and happy!! Look at that little smile!!