wine on rainy days

when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw

you know who would serve absolute cunt at the met gala? megamind.

Why did we ever stop wearing 18th century clothing

to wear 19th century clothing you Georgian rake

The vampires are fighting

JANE AUSTEN DID NOT SAY "I CAN FIX HIM BUT HE SHOULD FIX HIMSELF" SHE SAID "NO ONE IS FIXING ANYONE ELSE. A REAL LOVE IS NOT ONLY THE RESULT OF EACH PARTY EXPERIENCING GROWTH BUT THE BEGINNING OF AN INFINITE POSITIVE FEEDBACK LOOP OF SELF-BETTERMENT. LOVE IS LIKE PUTTING A CANDLE IN FRONT OF A MIRROR; THE LIGHT REFRACTS EVERYWHERE"

but if there’s platonic kissing whats next??!!!!????? sex without romance??????!? romance without sex?????!!!!? friendship?????? friends with benefits????!!! platonic lOVE????? staying out of other people’s business???????? WHO KNOWSS

God I wish I was a nameless, memoriless corpse resurrected and found by a tiny space robot in a centuries old rusting cosmodrome, brought back to fight the evils that threaten humanity

petition to change all of academia’s “et al” to “& besties”