Hi. Good Morning *attacks*

Can a smooth player see that ass jingle or should i go away forever

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

dont talk to me or my clone or my shadow self or my reflection or my me ever again

@fishgummy

using “🐵” as a shorthand for replying to someone by monkey leap latching on their face & biting & tearing at them wildly

something I really enjoy is that I've now seen like 4 or 5 variations of roughly this same video, all slightly different in their angles and timing while obviously being the exact same bunny and room, implying that this is a consistent and frequent behavior for this bunny instead of just a funny thing it did once that got caught on camera. I wish I could have as much raw unfiltered enthusiasm for anything as this little rabbit has for its dinnertime

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

I’ve known this post longer than I’ve known most of my friends

so im having a piss in the bathroom (where its supposed to go…) and these vaping godless wenches think the sound of my tinkle warrants a giggle. does anyone know how to get me in contact with some powerful etsy witches for a cheap and swift vengeance