Growing and Living Up North

Det här kan väl inte vara några problem? Vad är det värsta som skulle kunna hända? Att de gör som de gjorde med tågen här och kör på de årtionden gamla modellerna som inte längre duger för sörlänningarna?

Ah hm ok... 😐

Separatism nu 💪

Umeå: If that nerd in school were a town

Jokkmokk: That skilled and underappreciated mom who keeps the place afloat really

Arvidsjaur: [citation needed]

Luleå: Will be on the robots side in the revolution (which they caused)

Skellefteå: In order to be granted membership your last name must be Eriksson

Boden: A beautiful town to be passing through

Tornedalen: [Distant angry Finnish screaming]

Sundsvall: Stockholm 2.0

Kiruna: The actual location of earths Stargate

Gällivare: The actual reason aliens no longer uses the Stargate

Lycksele: Have replaced the R’s in the language with the sound of mosquito buzzing to better fit in among their overlords

Haparanda: Nice try, IKEA, but we’re still not going there

But hold on, I’ve never seen my town described as ‘a beautiful town to be passing through‘ I feel like it refutes with this saying: