May we meet again

who was the first person to write “tongues battling for dominance” and have they issued a public apology yet

‘HARRY POTTER AND THE UNEXPECTED PREGNANCY’ JXJJZKKXKDJDSJJH

Fuck all customers except whoever left us an anonymous store review saying they drive by three other locations to come to ours because they’re bisexual and everyone who works here is hot

boutta head to the supermarket, yall need anything?

yea could u bring back disco

yknow i was gonna make a joke but this reply just legit slapped me across the face

Oh, to be a handsome young navy man in 1930 with curly hair and dirt on my nose on my break from hauling cargo from the shipyard, reading a Little Blue Book titled Homosexual Life that I bought for 5¢, pretending not to notice the banker’s son eyeing me in a truly sinful way.

Some of these are getting so specific that I’m not convinced y’all ain’t just describing your past lives in some weird missed connections faux tumblr meme

let’s abolish all clocks, the concept of time itself. live by sunlight. primal instincts and internal clocks ONLY

when is the next bus getting here? its a surprise :)

That’s no different from how buses already operate (:

Ok so I’m not crazy. You know GOT season 8 was bad when the actors all look like they’ve been forced to take a math test they didn’t study for.

honestly….gays shouldnt have to work

I’m not even sorry for saying this. But what the he’ll makes them so special????? Someone straight is just as good. I can’t even.

Why don’t straight people understand humor

If you push your ass up against me while we’re cuddling I promise u won’t be getting sleep anytime soon

leona lewis didnt have to do that 2 me w bleeding love i was too young to have those feelings

why were prezis ever a thing. who was like “i wish this powerpoint could give me motion sickness”