260 days until The Last King of Faerie

Absolutely nothing beats Valentine's parenting strategy of "this is my good son who I keep in the house and my evil son who I keep in the shed. They're both named Jonathan"

He could be sweet if you completely erased his entire personality and exchanged it for a different one

Clary holding Jonathan in her arms as he died in cohf:

“jesse blackthorn wasn’t REALLY dead” his soul was separated from his meat body. what do you call that then

this maybe should be its own post but i feel like saying “jesse didn’t REALLY die” is like. weird because it really strips away the brutality of what happened to him + his sister who was ten years old at the time. yeah you were bleeding out in your sister’s lap and in immense agony but you didn’t really die bc your mom did some fucked up snow white coffin shit to preserve your empty body!! lol !!! lmao even

magnus has scary dog privilege meanwhile alec has strange alien-looking cat statue in the nerdy explorer house with ominous glowing granite eyes privilege