ABSOLUTE NONSENSE

What the fuck is this and why do I have vague memories of it

yo i was just thinking the same thing.  I look at this picture and i know it is associated with the song kids in america but i cannot tell you any goddamn thing else about it.

Angela Anaconda

the person I reblogged this from is a cute peach

nunya def a cute peach

the fact that lights don’t start flickering ominously and short-circuiting whenever i’m upset is maximally unsexy and not at all excellent if you ask me

My favorite feeling is when it’s winter and you wake up in the middle of the night and you look out the window and there’s snow on the ground and the sky is kind of light colored and it looks misplaced and kind of eerie but also comforting i love it the most 

did u know: according to scientists, in October the mitochondria turns into the frightochondria and becomes the haunted house of the cell

this is the modern substitute for coliseum fights and it quenches my bloodlust just as effectively

Oh honey, that’s just how old houses are. They settle. They sometimes creak or groan, or quietly weep, or demand blood sacrifice in voices that sounds like the fluttering wings of a thousand moths. It’s just the house settling. For whatever it can get. Go back to sleep.

where are my goth friends who will take flattering candids of me at the cemetery

Maybe adults aren’t afraid of monsters under the bed anymore because we know that if we get eaten by one we won’t have to go to work the next day.

cant wait to decorate a home n make it cozy and beautiful and mine

I was looking over some notes I’d taken in a lecture and one of them just said “I’ll kill Freud with my bare hands”

*psychoanalyses myself in the shower*