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new favorite AO3 comment dropped. short, simple, to the point. made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt.

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I LOVE when people draw Scandalabra a lil old. Like when I see those smile lines and forehead wrinkles I look at my screen like this

#ahahaha #old men #old man lover #Scandalabra #date everything #need that #that candelabra that I hate #fanart

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Dream threesome

#two bad bitches at the same damn time

This is a 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 call to action for the Scandalabra fanfic community so if you aren’t into that then scroll. I’m very ill.

If somebody writes a Scandalabra breeding fic, I will gift them my first born child. I’d write it myself but I’m such an incompetent writer that I’d end up just making a fool of myself. Despite this, I NEEEEED breeding kink Scandalabra more than I need air.

The idea of that stupid regal candle holder talking about getting you pregnant drives me up the fucking wall. Maybe it’s that 18th century royalty vibe that brings it out in me, but god the thought is intoxicating. “Carrying on the royal bloodline” and such. Ahahaheh. I will refrain from saying much more or else I’ll go full crazy freak mode.

God bless my cursed soul.

#scandalabra #fanfic #date everything #oh god oh fuck #ahahaha #mmmmhhh #yes sir #I have issues #like a lot of them

Brace yourselves.