reblogging bc it’s 3 AM and… well.

Please unmute this

I wasn’t sure what I was expecting, but it wasn’t this 

@roachpatrol @jumpingjacktrash[

Puppies

look @ these dads

he got off at the same stop as me and waited for me to get off the bus so he could laugh and shake my hand and then he just walked away without a word this is the weirdest day of my life

wanting to interact with other blogs but getting anxiety because they’re Cool™ and you’re a piece of lettuce is a very interesting thing to go through every day

i’m literally going to write out of spite a fantasy series focused on the relationship between two gay wizards in the 1920s who are driven apart due to one’s lust for power, ultimately leading to a final confrontation between the two to determine the fate of the world. and you know what??? jk can’t even sue me for it since she never actually incorporated it into her works, so boom i win.

thats just the way the pussy crumbles

please see a gynecologist