wish i were alive in 2000 BCE so i could have devoted my life to the moon goddess and die at the old age of 28

the queen could literally intervene and stop british children from being so malnourished that there has been a widespread return of rickets in the country but she won’t. kate and baldy could do something about this instead of going to various ex-colonies of britain and lecturing locals about the dangers of having too many children whilst they are expecting their third inbred freeloader but they won’t. megan markle and ginger are going on a £120,000 honeymoon. whilst children forced into poverty by the tories fill their pockets with food at school just to get through the weekend. the lifestyle and entitlement of the royal family remains absolutely and completely morally indefensible.

so many of hayley kiyoko’s songs are unrequited wlw anthems… and while they’re fun to sing… is miss kiyoko okay? does she need a hug? a girlfriend? i’m here to be a viable candidate for both. just tell me what you need, hayley.

i still don’t understand how people thought rachel leaving an incredible job in paris to get back with a piece of wet bread was the best moment in television history

when will i be someone’s cute girlfriend i’m ready now 

girls with muscular backs are… honestly something else

honestly, why does jkr think harry “ptsd” potter is gonna immediately settle down in to a long term relationship with someone he’s known since he was 12 and it’s all going to work out perfectly fine and he’s not going to be restless and unhappy and irritable which are all traits we have seen of him. let ginny realize she’s into luna lovegood and let harry have several years of living in a cottage in the woods away from everything so he can find peace again and then let harry become, ding ding ding, a professor at hogwarts because he’s better at teaching than anything else and him wanting to be an auror at fifteen is like wanting to be a firefighter as a kid