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2026 has taught me so far that money is everything and having a comfortable amount is my only goal in life

Men who have the stamina to make whipped cream by hand are ran through

a love song is legit a magical spell. except it will never ever work on the person it’s intended for. it will give off like waves of pain towards certain random listeners but nothing more than that. weak level spell but a spell nonetheless

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Hippie church moms donating quinoa chips to my local food bank have done more for me materially than any internet idealist ever has.

I want everyone to have universal basic income please

kinda insane how the white house can straight up say "the biggest threat to America right now are people who are against fascism" and no one recognizes that statement as the declaration of fascism that it is

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

uh oh started watching mad men

roger frow up after climbing 23 floors is relatable he should have given up

betty draper in the yard with a bb gun and a cig gettin it done, i'm feeling many flavors of envy