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lesbians winning against 100% of all space false crime allegations

i need some victory today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some days you just need a velociraptor on your side.

I’m ready

Girls will be girls.

This radiates such chaotic energies.

This is Asobi Asobase. And this is literally the entire anime, just girls releasing chaotic energy and while sometimes showing off the best goddamn slap stick I’ve ever seen.

The 1KM line absolutely killed me

Hot damn Alfred

So this implies that if Batman dies, Alfred Pennyworth is going to shoot every supervillain in Gotham twice

Part of his background was being a spy, so he will likely nail each of them when they least expect it.  

Plot twist: Batman is the one holding Alfred back

the fact that the answer to Rhiannon’s question is “’was cursed by an otherwordly entity to immortality and has been on Earth linearly since 1869, not counting the 1900-odd years he spent buried alive under Cardiff, so technically he could be my great-great-great-great-grandfather, but it’s okay because he took my blood for dna tests when he hired me so we know we’re not related’ older”, only makes this x1000000 funnier