I am creation both haunted and holy

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

They could never make me hate you, complex female character whose reaction to trauma was not pretty and digestible like how people think it should be.

youve heard of missionary position. now get ready for MERCENARY position

spin the wheel and assign an animal to prev

unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire

like many people have said this better than me but no it IS odd that we've come to think of potatoes as so quintessentially european that their presence in historical fantasy where they're anachronistic doesn't jar. and yes people are trying to have the trappings of post-colonial europe without engaging w the icky colonialism part and yes people are neglecting to imagine what a european cuisine without potatoes would be like.

im fully in favour of 'let people have fun w their fantasy world' but is considering how the potatoes got there in the absence of colonialism not a fun exercise? maybe every year the dragon riders go on a great transatlantic potato pilgrimage

I can be your monkey. And this can be our circus

Why are people so mean and cruel I love silliness and joy and whimsy and respect and love

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

tmi doesn't exist to me. I love information

"app" is without a doubt one of the deepest evils of the human race. "hello. would you like to be expected to have a bespoke piece of software for every single Brand you might theoretically interact with in a day" <- statement dreamed up by someone who should be drawn and quartered