King of Misandry

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It’s laughing at the fishers.

Blite s

Electric Charge

11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta 

Yall forgot the final product.

- almost always grumpy - bad at showing affection but cares about their friends a lot - “what did you say?”, “Sorry i didn’t hear that, can you repeat it?” - often reminisces about their youth (even though they’re probably only in their twenties. Alternatively: “kids these days…”) - too old for this shit (see above) - totally not down with the youth - bad back (and everything else hurts too) - likes to complain

Otter teaches human how to pet him.

The life of a cat is dangerous and difficult

Me: *Unleashes the bees in my pocket*

this is the only way I’m drinking wine now