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ellievsbear
noise dept.
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Color Me Curious
Doug Jones
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Xuebing Du
Kiana Khansmith
oozey mess
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Fai_Ryy
titsay
Origami Around
Game of Thrones Daily
almost home
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@grime-stone-cowboy
What is your Hogwarts house?
Actually I've already processed all five stages of grief in regards to a beloved author from my childhood very publicly making the jump from "milquetoast liberal with unexamined biases" to "actively dangerous bigot who will double down into perpetuity" and will no longer be basing any part of my identity on her intellectual property! Thanks for asking!
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love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever
you're bountiless you stupid bitch
Hi what are your favorite constellations or astronomical bodies
i'm ambivalent to the stars. what have they ever done for me lately
Spamton G. Spamton, commonly referred to as simply Spamton, was a culture hero and folk deity that rose to prominence in the earliest period of the American Century of Humiliation
🛑 Stop Working for Exposure (Mathematically)
I'm an artist and medical student, and I use art to help me pay some bills.
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I am an artist and medical student and creator of Art-Res, a blog where I write and curate art resources. Hopefully you find art that bring
Thank you for all who tried/spread awareness of the tool and also to people who tipped, truly touched by the support and it means the world! <3
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um. cut him in half
hot dog or hamburger style, boss
Happy Pride
Hey (With the intention of sinking teeth into you) Come Here Real Quick.
get fucking cozy you stupid piece of shit
get fucking lesbian you stupid piece of shit
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so true
Official Wednesday post
It's Tuesday
Happy "Not Only Is It Not Friday, It's Not Even Thursday, Official Wednesday, It's Tuesday" Monday, everyone
ONLY interact if you’re problematic/controversial
i love sex workers and contraception and abortion and open relationships and gay people and transgenders and weird identities
shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.
anyway more addittions
“30-50 wild hogs” for someone making ABSURD excuses for violence.
“what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” for how do you know that without being a part of it.
“anyone in this thread smoke weed” for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum
“dogs are boys and cats are girls” for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh
“color theory in a childrens hospital” for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird
“you are a tar pit” for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.
“is the __ in the room with us right now?” for I Don’t Think That’s Real.
“bean soup? im allergic to beans!” for ik this doesn’t work for you, but that’s not a flaw. not everything can be for you.
“people irl: hey man hows it going” for this will Never Matter irl
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"Nobody pays attention to a guy in a high-viz vest" adage untrue in exactly one situation
my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"
OP the tags!!
[ID: Tumblr tags reading:
# he showed me pictures of his (very beautiful) nieces and was like
# 'she's a doctor' 'this one is in finance' 'oh this one has a terrible boyfriend I'll introduce you to her go steal her from him'
# and i asked my guy how many of them like women
# and he was like only one but you're so tall you can change their minds
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