Joey from friends

here at the sandwich shop, we’ve started to notice some people who are new to sandwiches aren’t used to meat and cheese between two slices of bread. they find this practice strange and confusing. that’s why we’ve decided to cut the bread out all together. from now on, we’ll just serve slices of meat and cheese on a plate.

we know that many of our loyal sandwich shop customers have been coming here for years to buy our delicious sandwiches. but some people don’t “get” sandwiches, and we need to try and appeal to them with an easier-to-understand meal format. we will no longer be serving sandwiches. all of our food will just be cold cuts on a paper plate. we love our customers and appreciate your understanding <3

Yes we know Craig's Cold Cuts down the street does cold cuts better than we do and has millions of customers. That's why we need to switch to cold cuts, to get their customers. We hope that our long-time sandwich loving customer base will be patient in this transition to cold cuts and welcome the certain influx of Craig's Cold Cut customers who will surely come here to enjoy our worse cold cuts with you, our sandwich-deprived customer base, whom we value so much.

I love how this goes around again every time the tumblr staff does something fucking stupid.

I feel like I'm in my flop era artistically, and I need to complain about it! Literally nothing is coming out right, and I feel like I've lost that whimsy that makes me create art I enjoy! Like, I have the skills to probably be able to make something, because I've created some pieces I love, but when I paint these days, the colors come out wrong! When I draw, there's something I really hate about how it comes out and ugh!!! My arm will hurt for days if I try for too long! Not looking for advice or pity, I just kinda needed to say that.

Have you tried painting cats shittely? I hear that helps

My current thought is, stay in the US till I'm done with my undergrad, then get a student visa for a masters in Europe and live there after I am done with uni

Most likely somewhere in Germany like Hamburg, Leipzig, Berlin or Freiburg

I just want to be somewhere that is improving and more sustainable and dense with interesting shops and transit

And walkable

All of which it seems like every city in the US that isn't Seattle is moving away from

Something tells me OP is going to UW

My headphones broke so now I have to live in awareness of the wider world around me

Omg some kid just jumped on the tracks

Y'all I think I just had the most 20th century ahh day