GreyHound

the cheese always falls off the top shelf if i open the door too fast

Ancient Egyptians were using 20-sided die as early as 200 BCE. Source

but are u surprised

(via)

salesperson: so do you want a spring mattress or a foam one

Bog Trail by Shane Garlock

choose your fighter

you know what you are absolutely right

Superman/Clark Kent & Lois Lane by Brittney Williams.

(sobs into my pillow)

I really like the Alolan Meowth, I hope that the Alolan Persian looks like a panther so I can name mine ‘Bagheera’

Shit like this. The sheer density of implied narrative. There's so much happening in these three lines of text. The best ones implied a whole complex world that you knew the author was been sexually obsessed with for years. I feel like an archaeologist.

Austin Powers, Fembots

Manul / Pallas's cat

not a single happy camper in this image