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I’m going to throw my computer and myself out with the trash.

all Bucky wanted to do was get some more tea and now this. Thanks a lot, Sam. You had to fuckin’ tell him, you ass.

WELL LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BROTHER! IT DON’T MATTER JACK DUDE IF YOU’RE A REAPER OR IF YOU’RE ON A CYCLE OF ETERNAL HARVEST OR IF WE CANNOT GRASP THE NATURE OF YOUR EXISTENCE BROTHER, ‘CAUSE WHATEVER YOUR PLAN IS MAN, IT’S GONNA FAIL! ME AND MY CREW AND THE MILLIONS OF SHEPARDMANIACS ARE GONNA MAKE SURE OF THAT JACK, ‘CAUSE IN THE END YOU’RE NOT EVEN ALIVE! YOU’RE JUST A MACHINE, BROTHER, AND MACHINES CAN BE BROKEN, AND THIS SUNDAY, WHEN ME AND MY CREW AND THE MILLIONS OF SHEPARDMANIACS AAAAALL AROUND THE GALAXY GET YOU RIGHT WHERE WE WANT YOU, WHEN I UNLEASH THE POWER OF THE 24-INCH PLASMA PYTHONS BROTHER, WHEN I GIVE YOU A BIOTIC LEG DROP THAT WILL SHAKE THE VERY PILLARS OF CREATION, THEN AAAAALL THE PROCESSING POWER IN THE UNIVERSE IS NOT GONNA BE ENOUGH FOR YOU TO ANSWER THE BIG QUESTION… WHATCHA GONNA DO, SOVEREIGN?! WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHEN SHEPARDMANIA, RUNS RENEGADE ON YOU?!

it’ll make you feel better i promise

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