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YEARLY REMINDER THESE ARE BACK AND LITERALLY LIFE-CHANGINGLY GOOD
Now look here Ralph, I'm going to look for these at my local grocer tomorrow and if I find them and they aren't that good, I am coming right back here to your smug handsome bara-ass face and writing you a sternly worded letter about false advertising
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accused of using too many ellipses... don't care... there's always more to come...
Happy Pride 🌈 | The Golden Girls (1985-1992)
I've kept smelling my mom all day long (turns out it's my scarf) and I remember I already made Jason go through that shit so, BAM!:
Dick, arms crossed: You had enough. Now let go of him.
Jason, face buried on Bruce's neck, shaking his head:
Bruce, trying to work on a case with his huge ass son koalaing his lap: Don't be mean, chum.
Dick, gasping: Mean? MEAN?! ME?!
Bruce, sighing: ... Son-
Dick: MEAAAAN?!
Jason, sniffing and tearing up: Not even the batsuit smells the same.
Dick: OH MY GOD!!! HOW WOULD IT?! IT'S BEEN DECADES!!
Jason, lower lip trembling:
Bruce, full panic mode: Oh, Jaylad. No, no. We'll find the perfume, don't cry.
Dick: WHAT ABOUT ME AND MY NEEDS?!
Bruce: ??
Dick, tearing up: I want my hugs!! He's been there for HOURS!
Bruce "I don't have enough hands and arms to hug all my babies" Wayne: Chum, chum, come here. Breathe. That's it, son. There you go.
Duke: ...
Duke: I did not sign for this shit.
Duke is not a fucking normal person, but he starts feeling painfully normal whenever he deals with these freaks.
Imagine Jason in the middle of a fight. He hasn't officially come back with the family and he's still debating himself between keeping hating on Bruce or wanting a goddamn well deserved hug from the man.
And, you know when there's certain smells that remind you of people? Like, smells that are actually strongly linked to that person?... A certain perfume they always used, or laundry detergent?
Well, he's mid fight and he smells it. Bruce's. But it's not like a faint memory or a soft breeze, more like a punch on the face, a strong waft...
That's his smell. And he has to physically turn around and search for him. Because... THAT'S. HIS. SMELL. Not Batman's, no. Bruce's. The smell he had after a shower, or when cuddling together. His dad's smell. Warmth and love. And there's no way in hell that Bruce fucking Wayne is here right now. Maybe the bat might be here, but Bruce? Prada fall 2012 Brucie? No way, José.
He's so focused on panicking that the goons actually run away before he gets the chance to interrogate them. And he doesn't even have the intention to follow them.
He's turning around like those scenes in the movies when the camera goes from the character's face to show an open view of the surroundings. He's panicking, fingers itching to dial his dad's phone number. Throat aching, burning in the need to say the word, to call, to scream.
By the time he can breathe again, the smell is gone, and he's in the middle of a bloody alleyway with his heart thumping in his ears.
He leaves, angry, cursing at Bruce Wayne and his stupidly fancy and nice lovable remarkable smell.
A long time after, when they have finally solved their issues (fucking please, DC), he's buried in Bruce's shoulder actually sobbing because "HOW DARE YOU CHANGE YOUR PERFUME WITHOUT ASKING?! WHEN I FINALLY CAN SMELL YOU AGAIN?!" And Bruce, with a huge ass grown up man straddle in his lap, patting his back it's "??? I'm sorry, baby?" He has changed so many times his perfumes, he's so confused but happy. His baby boy is willingly hugging him even if he's sniffing him, which is so, so weird.
Why would you leave this in the tags? Lmao this is so good, tragically funny!!
Bruce sitting on his walking-closet floor, cradling the 6,4 Jason Todd-Wayne like a toddler, sitting on his lap. And Jason, who's at the same time bent over an almost empty bottle of perfume while SOBBING.
Duke standing at the doorframe like ??? He just came back from school and needed Bruce's signature. He's messaging the group chat.
Bruce is already planning a visit to the main headquarters. He will buy the company, if needed. His boy wants the perfume for some weird reason? His boy will have the perfume (they can't make it anymore. For safety and health reasons, the main ingredients are now illegal... luckily for them all, they have pretty good connections with one really well known crime lord from the underworld)
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Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.
I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.
me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment
do people even call their children squirt anymore
not even sport. not even champ. this is the future we're looking at.
take away the teeth and the eyes children don't have that anymore
You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*
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New sex position: putting a hand on your buddy's shoulder and staring intensely into each other's eyes
A Jewish woman of Damascus, Syria, photographed by Charles Lallemand, c. 1865
i think i saw a movie like this once
Ok I needed to know the story and
Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace
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in a funny spot where i would like to be perceived as a woman but not in a "oh thats a cis woman" way. like i don't want to hide that im trans at all. if you see me looking cunted up like crazy and then a deep ass Had a Beard In High School voice comes out of my mouth you are fuckin welcome. you should be so thankful to be graced by the presence of the hottest bitch on the planet
when you see a big girl with broad shoulders and unshaved legs and shittily applied makeup like she just started doing it for the first time three months ago and a voice like the faggiest bitch on the planet you should be doing this
Okay, real talk now. People love to tag male characters in posts about women, but this post is gonna take this seriously. Is there actually a canonically male character you believe is a trans woman? Or at least has made into a trans woman for a fanart or a fanfic? Excluding the ones canonically implied.
Sound off in the tags! Link to the fanart or fic if available. Do it. Give me the girls. Make more women.
I have a chart for this ("estrogen would fix him" is the stuff that qualifies here. I could write a short blurb about all of these but I'm too tired to do that right now so y'all get the chart).
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