Who's A Homeowner? Random House Transcript Style
One morning, Honey The "White "Thearpy" Poodle and Chief The Manchild St Bernard were shocked to see their human Jill violently smashing their dog house to pieces with a hammer.
Concerned and frightened, they went outside to see what the matter was.
Jill presented them with a fancy house that was in their scale. Honey and Chief were delighted.
At therapy, Honey talked endless about the house which made the other animals intrigued.
Later, Honey and Chief were exploring their new home when two fancy angora bunnies came knocking on their door.
"They've never even talked to us before. " said Chief.
"Well, why would they? We lived in that dilapidated doghouse. We were scum." said Honey. "Act fancy. Speak in a British accent."
The bunnies introduced themselves as Chip and Fluffy. They were delighted to have Honey and Chief as part of their elite club of homeowners.
But later, Chief noticed a lose floorboard. So he asked Handyman Raccoon to fix it.
That night, the four well-to-dos were talking and laughing until Raccoon noticed them.
"I didn't know we were having a block party." said Raccoon. And he took a bath in their water bowl.
Fluffy and Chip wanted to get away so Honey told Raccoon to leave. Raccoon felt used and mistreated.
He was so cross about the incident that he told Honey's group about it. Now they were mad with Honey for not inviting them.
"Ever since you got that house, that's all you care about!" snapped Racoon.
Honey found herself between a rock and a hard place. She wanted to fit in with the fancy homeowners, but she didn't want to loose the trust of her friends.
"Um--um, I--how about this? I let you have the house all to yourself tonight. Chief and I will just slum it in the laundry room, like the rest of you commoners, um, creatures." improvised Honey.
Raccoon was pleased and so was Honey. However she didn't count on Raccoon throwing a wild midnight party.
Raccoon and all kinds of strangers trashed the fancy house like there was no tommorow.
Honey wanted to stop him but didn't want Raccoon to think she was no good. So she howled for Jill thinking she would shoo them with an umbrella.
But instead, Jill called pest control and Raccoon was captured! Either way, Raccoon knew who snitched on him.
Honey was worried Raccoon wouldn't survive in the woods. The next day, Honey and Chief set off to find Raccoon and bring him home.
After some traveling, they entered a cave full of savage animals and were soon contfronted.
"Hey, you fancy British house dogs, why don't you take your doggy daycare selves back home and drink out of your own personalized dog bowls?" said a bobcat.Â
Honey tried to fit in, but the bobcat wasn't buying it. He rose his sharp claws and was about to cut Honey to pieces when a familiar hand caught his paw.
It was Raccoon who told the bobcat to back off. "It's no fun being treated like an outsider, is it?" he said to Honey.
Honey caught up to Raccoon in the rain. "I can't believe you saved me, especially after last night." said Honey.
"And tomorrow, you're going to go right back to your easy, domesticated life and right back to seeing me as some dirty animal who lives in a shed." said Raccoon.
"But you do live in a shed." said Honey. "And the rest of the time, you're in garbage cans, so--"
"Well, not everything in garbage cans likes to be treated like garbage. I've been underestimated my whole life. But it hurts the most when you do it." said Raccoon sadly.
"You're right. I got so caught up in keeping up with the Bunnies. I forgot who my friends are." faulted Honey. "And I hope you can forgive me because the floorboard is doing that thing again."
Raccoon looked the other way crossly.
"I'm kidding. I mean, I'm not kidding about the floorboard. It still squeaks. But I'd hope that you'd fix it as a friend and not as a handyman. You know, friends do favors for each other, too." said Honey.
Raccoon decided to forgive honey and then added " You know, friends also give friends free poodle rides for a month."
Honey couldn't argue with that and the two of them set off for home.
In the end Honey decided that friends were more important than impressing snooty neighbors. So when Small Fun Raccoon accidently blew up the house, she didn't mind a bit. That show you, doesn't it?
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