The Gremlin’s Land

Eli Stilinski-Hale — son of Derek Hale & Stiles Stilinski.

No, let’s talk about this, because why did they cast a boy who looks like he’s the spitting image of a Sterek fanfic kid to play Derek’s canon son in this upcoming train wreck of a movie.

The boy is literally wearing flannel in his casting announcement headshot. He has Stiles’ brunette hair & freckles. He has Derek’s green eyes & unimpressed resting bitch face. And he’s named ELI — as in named after Stiles’ grandfather, ELIAS.

All found family shows have: Hale Pack Edition

“I know he likes me. I just know it.”

Hunter: Do you think I care?

Derek: Huh? Oh, no, that wasn't a plea, that was a warning.

Believe It or Not, But Stiles Has A Hot Dom

Stiles liked sex. Ok. It was just something that he really enjoyed.

Or would like to really enjoy since he was still Beacon Hills resident virgin. At the age of 18 and he still wasn’t getting any sex, which said a lot-mostly that no one was going to take a second look at him and he might as well start collecting cats at this age. It was a low blow to him that he hadn’t had sex yet, sure there was some kissing and a few dates. Sex on the other hand? No. Nada. Zilch. He was just the rock in the bottom of your shoe and it didn’t help when all his friends were ridiculously handsome and gorgeous-ugh, what was there some beauty cult meeting he missed before puberty?

He was 18 and it was almost Senior year, Stiles was about to put his foot down and call God down himself and ask the dude why he isn’t letting Stiles get some. Like seriously? It can’t be hard but apparently for Stiles it is.

He wonders if it’s because everyone knows he’s the Sheriff’s kid, and being associated with the law usually isn’t that cool in high school since everyone calls you a snitch and won’t invite you to parties. Maybe it was because he was still sitting on the bench for lacrosse, while Scott had a girlfriend now, made friends with Jackson Whittemore and even Lydia Martin. Stiles had given up on his 10 year plan for that woman, he realized it just wasn’t going to happen in any universe and learned to accept it. But now it was like he was loosing everything because Scott never seemed to want to hang out with him, sure they still texted. Or Stiles texted and waited for Scott to return the text in three to six days.

The end of an era , he thought to himself as he walked into The Jungle.

for @p1013​‘s birthday! here, have a colorized manip and an angsty(ish, or at least emo) blowjob, we all know how much you love those ;D  also it’s my first actual Sterek smut, so congrats on finally wringing that out of me, lmao

| Sterek | 1k | E | Dom!Stiles | sub!Derek | Shibari | Deepthroating | H/C |

(also on AO3)

Stiles traced a finger along the taut line of Derek’s shoulders, brushing over the nape of his neck. Derek shuddered and bowed his head further. His breath was still coming fast, but not as fast as it had been when he’d shown up, eyes wild and pleading like they only ever were when the memories came back to him too strong to resist—memories of ash and tears and ruby red lips.

He hadn’t needed to ask for the ropes. They were a given by now, years after he had first tentatively suggested trying them out. It had barely taken a week for them both to realize just how deeply they affected Derek, how they dragged him out of his bad thoughts, how secure they made him feel in the moment.

He was getting there now, but it wasn’t quite enough.

R E S C U E | sterek

You’d think after a decade the hunters would learn that the biggest threat in the Hale pack isn’t their brooding alpha, but their scrawny, smart-mouthed emissary. 

This was supposed to be an entry for Sterek Week. I’ve been thinking about it all day, and I don’t think it’s quite good enough, so posting it early.