Alien Fish Shop

Why did the vampires in Van Helsing have egg sacs, anyway?

Yessssssss just want everyone to suffer.

Sounds good. Carry on, then.

Awwww. He's got dirt on his face.

One of the more interesting things about the Mississippi River to me is you would think with all that water coming down and all that sediment being deposited, that by the time it hits New Orleans, it would be pretty shallow. No, it's not. I stood right at the Mississippi River, right across from the rail line and Cafe du Monde, looking over it, and then got on a riverboat and went up it, and we were 200 feet above the bottom of the river. 200 feet! I don't know if they dredged it to that or if it was just naturally that deep, but my God, that was insane to be in 200 feet of water.

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste

They fly up next to the spaceship and try to get you to roll the windows down

Instructions unclear, which direction is ‘down’?

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought