negotiate a bit of a grexit

oh man, i hope you know i had a really long laugh about this last night. i showed your ask to my small group of friends that i talk about succession with and we all riffed on this for like an hour and it got very mean. i will share the results of this with you now.

5. cinnabon

this one is timeless. no explanation necessary.

4. claire’s ear piercing station

now hear me out. they’ll never think to look for him there.

3. barnes and noble bathroom

but not like, the one that’s always right by all the manga and comics bc that’s a Prime Teen Hang Out Spot. the one by the calendars.

2. the parking lot of outback steakhouse

i hear a blooming onion is an excellent balm for the cruel sting of a verbal teen lashing.

1. the gift shop at the rainforest café