๐๐ & ๐๐๐ ย ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ย ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ย ย โ ย ย a collection of one - liners taken from the 1997 film , in & out. ย slightly edited for clarity. ย change pronouns as necessary. ย happy pride! ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
nice try, you moron. you loser, get out of here.
it's going to be the happiest day of my life.
we spent the whole year reciting romeo and juliet to each other.
he looks like a troll doll.
basically, to me, awards are meaningless.
(i love you.) wait. do you love me as a friend, or in another way?
i mean, he killed people.
i am outraged! i may sue!
you're my son, and i'll always love you.
shall i compare thee to a summer's gay?
did you wanna stick a grenade in your mouth?
of course he thinks you're gay!
he likes dick, [ name ] !
leave me alone, you smut peddler!
lay some adult video on me.
i thought you were a stud. i guess i thought wrong.
it's all ancient history.
do i look like a homosexual?
i have a friend who's catholic, and he's busy.
i'm under a lot of pressure.
i'm not okay. i've never been so not okay in my entire life.
i haven't changed! one little word, and everybody changes. i'm still the same person. why doesn't anyone believe me?
one day, i just snapped. i got tired of switching pronouns, and lowering my voice.
i couldn't take lying to the people that i love.
everyone surprised me, once i let them.
sometimes the worst thing you think can happen turns out to be the best thing.
(you kissed me!) you noticed!
this is my ... [ name ] . my friend, [ name ] .
i hope you come to the wedding!
excuse me, are we a little teapot?
you hate this, don't you?
"dance", the demon whispers.
everyone else is dancing.
you're everything i've ever dreamed of.
my mom says it won't last.
i'm horrible, and you have every right to hate me.
you should hate me. i want you to.
i'm scum, i'm garbage, i'm vermin.
thank god my parents are dead, this would've killed them!
i loved you, and believed you ...
i thought you were the most wonderful man who ever lived.
i'm so proud of you. congratulations!
i just destroyed [ name ] 's life!
i'll give you your headline.
i hated the bridges of madison county.
you're that guy. what are you doing here?
i had a bad day ... a very, very bad day.
you married? seeing someone? i don't care!
i need a heterosexual, code red!
i swore i'd become someone else!
you were so beautiful. you still are. you always were.
[ name ] is lucky to have you.
exactly my point, a young life corrupted.
i'm gay. i'm a homo. i like guys.
i still do it with chicks every chance i get, and i'm totally good at it ... but i hate it, and i'm gay.
[ name ] has perfect taste. so do i, so ... i'm gay!
it's a wedding. i want everything to be perfect.
there are some things more important than show biz.