greetings from c-ville

during the last four seconds of the commonwealth bowl, i went

when i went to the new stonefield cinema, it was like

when i get into an afterparty at the jeff, i think i’m all

but i'm really more like

whenever there's a graves street block party, everyone's all

when people tell me the landmark hotel is finally getting completed, i'm all

what i looked like the first time someone told me there are horses at foxfield

when people found out donald trump was buying kluge vineyard, they were like

when girl talk played the pavilion, everyone was like

when somebody says we should go to continental divide for tuna tostadas and margaritas, i'm all

when fourth years streak the uva lawn, it's like

when wilco played eight encores at the pavilion, i was freaking out like

when i go dancing at escafe, i think i'm like ...