Strength-In-One

[generic anime girl voice] eeeehhhh!!??

[generic anime boy voice] hhhhAAAaAaaAAAaAAA???!!

[tough ass anime guy voice] NAN DATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

nothing makes a gamer more nervous than when the game autosaves in a seemingly harmless location

"this is an awfully convenient collection of healing items"

"why is all this ammo here"

"where did all the enemies go"

"This room has rather a lot of wide, open space in it." 

Feminism

LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT IT. IMPORTANT.

THIS IS FEMINISM! GET IT RIGHT BEFORE YOU BITCH AT ME!

so wrong.

LUIGI YOU FUCKED IT UP AGAIN

NO THIS IS A SIGN FROM THE ALMIGHTY LUIGI THIS IS TO LITTLE TOO LATE. LUIGI REQUIRES A SACRIFICE AND ANOTHER GAME THATS NOT LUIGIS MANSION.

when i was 9 or 10 and my mom was explaining sex to me, she told me that men “like vaginas because they’re warm” and so naturally, 4th grade me said, “then why can’t they just stick their penises in a microwave?”