i am a suffering peea and this is my suffering pod

do you ever think about how legendary pokemon might be their equivalent of cryptids in the pokemon world like ‘okay sure trainer you say you got a picture of a moltres but that just looks like you lit a rubber chicken on fire, that’s probably a hoax.’ ‘everyone knows that mewtwo is just a dude in a suit.’ ‘my grandmother’s aron got taken by deoxys my aunt got it on video’ 

*tumblr blogger in pokemon world voice* ho-oh is gay and also my dad

Giratina is real but you need to drink two super repels and be behind a pokemart at 3:33 to see him.

*tumbler trainer voice*  The only way to catch Regirock, Regice, and Registeel is to pound ten monster energies behind a poke center while blasting a skrillex megamix. When they appear you fight with fists.

to be honest I think that might be LESS of a shitpost than “learn braille, go underwater and just fuckin chuck a corsola at the wall”

Cats grow faster when you water them regularly ^^

go here and let me know what your short term top artists from spotify (within the last 4 weeks) are in the tags!

i always be so hard on myself for no reason like chill tf out bitch we on the same damn team

i’m going to shatter you like glass

guys im so sorry for being inactive my mother accidentally sold me to one direction and theyve been keeping me busy <3

i can’t believe my stupid art teacher makes me draw stupid fruit and people instead of my sonic ocs