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Telling a girls parents you creampie her on a daily basis is socially unacceptable but saying you are trying for a baby is a cause for celebration.

Where’s the lie?

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in

oh good I was worried

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero

*finishes eating a ½ lb burger* wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex.

i’ve been trying to read this for an hour with no luck

ketchup is a bottom tier condiment and ranch is god tier, and anyone who disagrees with me is lower than me on a scale of one to ten

both r fuckin disgusting stop lying to yrselves

what do u eat on your fries, water?

i dont eat my fries with anything because i dont eat bad fries that need condiments.

i cant wrap my brain around this statement “i dont sandwiches because i buy only good bread that doesnt need sandwich in it”

the two concepts are not comparable. condiments serve not to improve upon the fry, but rather to mask the failings of an inadequate fry. the flavor becomes that of the condiment rather than that of the fry itself, which is reduced to a mere vehicle for the condiment.

if you cant even taste the fry under the condiment its you that has the bad fries my friend

in the medieval art of alchemy, there is the law of equivalent exchange. this law states that an object, if transformed in some way, will remain an equivalent to its original form. as such, once you have dipped the fry in, for instance, ketchup you have created an equivalent foodstuff. however, equivalency does not mean two such objects are the same. the crisp, salty, delicious flavor of the venerable french fry becomes diluted by the foul substance. the natural balance is tipped, and the french fry in its purest form becomes tainted. the noble fry becomes a carrier for a parasite. a parasite that masks all of the fry’s identity, all of its crispness and flavor, and molds it into itself.

Things are heating up in the French fry Fandom