Toad Poison Piss Queen

Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

I'm giving it all she's got boss

top three talents are being a whore, being a fag, and being oh so sleepy

Oh, boy, for real?! I wanna see!

We must remove the heads of the wealthy.

I respect a doctor who has likely had to answer a lot of stupid questions about transition surgery and has just reached the end of his rope.

the thing about adults watching shows meant for literal children (Bluey, Miraculous Ladybug, etc) is like. obviously you have to be normal about posting in the show's tag so the aforementioned literal children don't see your smut fic, i feel like that is pretty well established from the MLP brouhaha and im preaching to the choir on that front. what i need adult fans of childrens' shows to understand is that they always automatically lose any argument they get into with adult non-fans about how great and deep the show is because of one key fact: they are adult fans of a childrens' show. "you are 26 years old and just wrote 7 paragraphs about She-Ra" is the debate equivalent of an unparriable instant kill command grab