There's a Greedy Fly in here

*beestiality

i need a moment

if thou dost not posess a sufficiency of time for the weaving of thine own sacks for a sackcloth & ashys perdition garment, store boute ys fine

Yon Knave Hath Procured the True & Grislye Fyngre-Bone of St. Agrippina. Thou’lt Credit NOT What Thanne Transpired 

#Doctours HATE Hym!: Lerne of a Varlet Who Hath Physicked Himself With Only Treacle

One of the rare guarantees in life that we will all fuck up. The question, then, is not “Have you done wrong?” but “How did you respond?”

please dont talk to animals 

when you’re cozy in bed and you hear heavy rain reblog if you agree

Its like a fucking monty python skit

me @ 2016: only two months left you asshole what else you got 2016: clowns have some f uckign clowns you piece of shit fuck you