Dirt Blogging

One morning, as Gregor Samsa awoke from troubled dreams, he found that he had been transformed overnight into a lime-green shark/wolf/fox hybrid.

"Hell yeah," thought Gregor to himself. "Are you kidding me with this? This rules"

folk punk music just be like “im too poor to afford a therapist so im going to sing about my trauma over the sound of the jauntiest fucking guitar playing youve ever heard in your goddamn life”

the main response ive gotten to this post in peoples tags has been “and its good” and i just wanted to say that youre right, it really is

if you plug your headphones into a hole in tree you can hear tree thoughts. stuff like “birds live in my hair” “water is my favorite” “the sun is my boyfriend”

and SCENE! that was my impersonation of what i think tumblr would be like in the late 1960’s. just to clarify this is a joke. this isn’t real. there is no beatles erotica here. it’s a bit. it’s a joke

this post is a failure because I was completely willing to accept both John/Paul fanblog and people demanding political positions on the Vietnam War in 2020 without question

99% of all murders committed by women in ancient greek plays are completely justified

Clytemnestra: crack? Is it crack you smoke?

sometimes i truly forget that everyone sees characters straight as default bc i saw a comment like “next thing you know they’ll make luke skywalker gay” and im just…….. he…. he is ?

I keep thinking about that text post that’s like “don’t worry Mr. Skywalker. I saw your Chanel boots”

Oh no..

Seriously what the fuck is the story behind this shit