The Most Epic Bread

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

can’t wait for whatever bullshit happens tomorrow #mybullshit

No death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?

i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma

wuh oh guys! Set thrusters to bedtime because I just got a signal from planet Sleepy: they are going to kill us with lasers

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

The Doctor and The Master implies a third, less prestigious renegade timelord named The Bachelor

person w adhd experiencing symptoms of adhd: why the fuck can’t I do this thing . I wish there was some explanation for this