ladies & gentlemen, dingleberries on parade!

M!A STATUS: N/A Your name is CRONUS AMPORA. You've been DEAD for a while. You've spent the time trying to be more INTROSPECTIVE about yourself, playing it COOL, working on your MUSIC, greasing your hair... You consider yourself to be MISUNDERSTOOD and a BROKEN SOUL. But, you don't wish to bother your friends with your burdens, lest your relationship with any of them changes. After studying the humans, you have come to the awakening that you are actually a HUMANKIN 1950S GREASER IN THE WRONG BODY. But the others don't get it. It's hard and no one understands. To everyone else, you come off as an ATTENTION SEEKER, a JERKASS, a TOOL, an ASSHOLE, and sometimes just plain CREEPY. ((Independent/slightly-NSFW RP blog for Cronus Ampora from Homestuck. Will RP with anyone! Tracked tags are "greaser-coolscar" and "greasercoolscar". No images are mine unless otherwise stated.))