ahhhhh so gay

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

got that dog in me and mitski has been showing financial interest in it

just finished learning how strong i can be if i have to!! i hope the next thing i learn is something fun and awesome 😁😁😁

I will buttmog your wife, I will buttmog your son, I will buttmog your zoomer daughter

Victorian children making creepypastas be like Benjamin Drownsworthy doth reside within mine copy of hoop and stick

i would like a hug…. JUST KIDDING! i would like TWO hugs. (suddenly becomes cold and standoffish) i don’t need anything or anyone and i don’t want to talk about it.

ah fuck im imagining it